I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine

aphheadcanons:

“Every night when Russia lays America’s quivering body down to MAKE LUV he whispers all the toppings of a BK whopper into his ear.”

Oh my god.

theslowestdrawfag:

avatartaurus:

YOU CAN’T SIT THERE AND TELL ME AMONTENANT WASN’T AMBIGUOUSLY CANON

I MEAN OKAY FIRST OF ALL DO YOU EVER REMEMBER A TIME EVER WHEN AMON SHOWED THIS MUCH EMOTION WITH HIS EYES? HE’S ALWAYS KEPT A REALLY COOL, CALCULATED DEMEANOR, NO MATTER WHAT….

(via byrnefairaday)