“France has a Persian cat named Javert.”
SJGFHG. THIS SUBMISSION.
Just pretend I found a better picture for this, okay?
“Romano doesn’t have a superiority complex, he’s just an asshole. He doesn’t give a damn either.”
“Every night when Russia lays America’s quivering body down to MAKE LUV he whispers all the toppings of a BK whopper into his ear.”
Oh my god.
“The song ‘Everyday Normal Guy’ is the story of Alfred’s life.”
“england has a speshul coin. erry time he pulls it out, its like saying to france; “lets fuck” france being the sex falcon he is is like; “ok bby on the table this time in front of everyone o how kinky were at a conference?///////////////////”. this is my headcanon hi i love you”
This headcanon is a literary masterpiece.
I love you too.
omg dats my headcanon