“France has a Persian cat named Javert.”
SJGFHG. THIS SUBMISSION.
Just pretend I found a better picture for this, okay?
“Romano doesn’t have a superiority complex, he’s just an asshole. He doesn’t give a damn either.”
“Every night when Russia lays America’s quivering body down to MAKE LUV he whispers all the toppings of a BK whopper into his ear.”
Oh my god.
“Germany has a huge and somewhat awkward crush on France.”
dats my ship
More like my Wi-Fi, amirite?
“The song ‘Everyday Normal Guy’ is the story of Alfred’s life.”
“england has a speshul coin. erry time he pulls it out, its like saying to france; “lets fuck” france being the sex falcon he is is like; “ok bby on the table this time in front of everyone o how kinky were at a conference?///////////////////”. this is my headcanon hi i love you”
This headcanon is a literary masterpiece.
I love you too.
omg dats my headcanon
“Sweden loves The Millennium Trilogy, and he could read the books any amount of times without tiring of them. Usually he’ll carry around his worn copy of one of them for something to read, which is most likely going to be ‘The Girl Who Played With Fire’, his favourite.”
i am reblogging everything fuck the police